Deep down there in Texas
Someone sent a note
Set fire to the city
We’ll take care of the vote
We’ll make you God’s ruler
We’ll make every man bow down to you
Jesus forgot to tell him,
Don’t do nothing he wouldn’t do

He bought him a stallion
Black boots and a gun
You see this man coming
You better run
No man he’s afraid of
No man he wouldn’t lie to
Jesus forgot to tell him,
Don’t do nothing he wouldn’t do.

He went to the desert
He’s looking for oil
Weapons of mass destruction
Yes and babies to boil
Pick a fight with Muhammad
In the name of the King of the Jews
Jesus forgot to tell him,
Don’t do nothing he wouldn’t do.

If you’re looking for meaning
Check the price of gas
Get out of the way, boys
It’s time to kick some ass
Fire rockets and missiles
Maybe drop the big one too.
Jesus forgot to tell him,
Don’t do nothing he wouldn’t do.

The poor man and his babies
They’re looking for food
He thought about giving
But he ain’t in the mood
The sick and the hungry
Oh, they ain’t in God’s chosen few
Jesus forgot to tell him,
Don’t do nothing he wouldn’t do.

This man’s a believer
He won’t be left behind
Every man for himself now
It’s no time to be kind
The end could be tomorrow
Every word in that good book is true
Jesus forgot to tell him,
Don’t do nothing he wouldn’t do.