We All Live In Ukraine

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New colors wave for freedom
Wheat beneath the blue
Thank you, Mr. Molotov
We raise this glass to you
Old men with the young men
Staring down the tanks
They’ve shuttered up the opera
And sandbagged all the banks
Someone said that liberty’s
Been buried with a spade
Underneath the bodies
Of the men in the brigade
Who fought in Spain
We all live in Ukraine
 
Hypocrisy and tyranny
Beneath a golden dome
Wake up and you’ll find them
In the backyard of your home
The oligarch, the autocrat
Why can’t you understand?
He hides behind a painted face
And smells of contraband
His fighter jets crisscross your sky
His men march through your mud
The mothers’ and the babies’ and
The old man’s blackened blood
Flows down your drain
We all live in Ukraine
 
Hitler, Stalin, Franco, Mao,
Pinochet and Pol Pot
Despotism through the years
As common as the rot
He beats his breast and then declares,
“Democracy’s for fools
He who wields the iron fist
Is he who makes the rules”
No place we can run to,
Ain’t no place we can hide
We need guns and bandages
We don’t need no ride
Let me explain
We all live in Ukraine

The iceman in the Kremlin
Wants us to call him boss
But someone in the kitchen’s
Putting vodka in his sauce
And if you speak against him,
I wouldn’t taste the tea
He’ll burn all your possessions
And he’ll hang you from a tree
His finger’s on the trigger
He hasn’t got a friend
Bare-chested in a snowstorm
And everywhere he’s been
He leaves a stain
We all live in Ukraine
 
The overlord is poison
Smeared upon the gates
It tars the hands of children
And the food upon their plates
The railways and the harbors
The concrete and the stones
The hospitals and highways
TVs and telephones
The markets and the steel mills
The coffee shops and bars
The hotels and the churches
The bicycles and cars
All make it plain
We all live in Ukraine
 
But you don’t have to listen
I just sing the blues
The Russian is a friend of ours
I heard it on Fox News
They say those bombs are gentle
They’re liberating Kyiv
From Jewish neo-Nazis
They want you to believe
That cat who thinks he’s funny,
He won’t have half a chance
No one’s stopped an army yet
With just a song and dance
He’ll die in vain
We all live in Ukraine

Three men on the freeway
Defending soil and salt
Meet an armored column
And bring it to a halt
Join us with a pitchfork
A hammer or an axe
To greet Vlad the Impaler
And kill him in his tracks
You think that freedom matters
In these cities of the plain?
They’ll stomp upon the flowers
That you planted in the rain
So don’t complain
We all live in Ukraine
 
(2/28-4/5/22)
 
Copyright © 2022 by Michael Kim Roos

“Republican Sex” Takes Moral Hypocrisy by the Balls

By Mary Wildsmith

Overall Impression:
Michael Kim Roos takes moral hypocrisy by the proverbial balls in Republican Sex, a scathing Alt-Rock critique of those who impose their morals on others while keeping a walk in closet full of skeletons and dirty details. Roos tackles everything from homophobia and infidelity to erectile disfunction and corruption over sleazy Alt Jazz-Rock riffs full of lounge-y vocals, soaring female backup, and enough hot sax to make your head spin.


Strongest Point(s):
Republican Sex’s lyrics take the place of MVP in this scorching song, and really have to by default, as the soul of the track is buried deep in Michael Kim Roos tongue and cheek delivery of social black humor. Roos does an excellent job of tackling some of society’s most deeply unsettling issues with an exquisite balance between explicit themes and witty euphemisms which are blatant enough for an appropriate shock value without disturbing listeners to the point of offense (other than perhaps the existence of his subject matter.) The song’s melody is slinky and sexy enough to fit well, in a slightly uncomfortable way, held down by a grooving rhythm section, while the inclusion of brass, hot electric guitar and soulful backup singers bringing to mind exactly the high-rolling atmosphere alluded to in the song’s reference to casinos and clubs. All instrumental tracks are laid down with fabulous precision, and Roos’s vocals are tackily attractive, with a delivery that never breaks as he serves up the entirety of the wildly ironic piece.


Area(s) of Improvement:
This song is a trip, and Michael Kim Roos does a hell of a job selling it with his highly stylized vocal delivery. There are a few moments where the intensity and attitude of Roos’s performance seems to distract slightly from its straight academic execution, but that’s not necessarily an issue if the artist is looking for a showy, slightly kitschier feel. At the end of the day Republican Sex is slick, clever, and extremely entertaining. Thank you for sharing!


Target Audience Appeal:
Republican Sex is a great song for anyone with strong socio-political interests, or a general frustration with the status quo (a high percentage it seems these days), and while the song doesn’t fit the typical stylistic form, its strong messaging is also quite likely to perk the interest of the Punk crowd, outside of its base Alt-Rock listeners. A great track for a traditional live performance or album release, the song would also be quite strong featured on a topical show or podcast, at a community organized demonstration, or on a setlist at a more diy pop-up show.


Artist target suggestions:
Don Henley, Glenn Frey, Weird Al Yankovic, The Capitol Steps, Blood Sweat & Tears, Iggy Pop



About the Reviewer:

Mary Wildsmith is an FM Radio DJ, and has been involved in both on-air work and radio production for five and a half years, in addition to working the past decade in and out of the live entertainment industry. She has experience with the fickle nature of the music industry, selecting singles to promote or discard for radio play, and engineering stage to audience sound systems. Having worked balancing, troubleshooting, and running audio rigs has enabled her to be both sensitive, and sympathetic, to the finesse and nuance of quality recording. Mary is passionate about promoting new and independent artists, and has spent extensive time in round-table environments discussing music and audio critically, and collaborating with artists to enable them to put the best possible foot forward with their art.

Vocals:  Strength
Lyrics:  Strength
Instrumental Performance/Execution:  Strength
Melody/Rhythm:  Strength
Arrangement/Flow:  Strength
Recording Quality/Overall Mix:  Strength

Republican Sex

A new song I’ve co-written with old pal Sam Turner. A satire on a certain political party’s hypocrisy in embracing and worshiping at the foot of a corrupt and amoral leader.

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Lyrics
By Sam Turner and Michael Kim Roos

We’re just the way God made us
No LGBTQ
That’s called religious freedom
It’s the old red, white, and blue
There’s some who spread the message
And some just love to spread
Some made for the kitchen
And some made for the bed.

It’s Republican sex
Yes, it’s Republican sex
It’s a walking contradiction,
Black is white and truth is fiction
It’s Republican sex

Come down to Maralago
You’ll find a warm retreat
We’ll satisfy your senses
And we’ll keep it so discreet
Just write it off your taxes
Bring Whitey and the boys
A hundred little angels
And a boatload full of toys

It’s Republican sex
Yes, it’s Republican sex,
My wife’s at home, she’s sewing
Pretending she’s unknowing
It’s Republican sex

I found you in the alley
I pulled you off the street
I hid you in a closet
And fed you something sweet
My rocket’s in my pocket
You got no real defense,
My pals will all protect me,
Mitch and Lindsey, Barr and Pence

It’s Republican sex
Yes, it’s Republican sex
You’ll find it in the Bible
It’s true, that ain’t no libel
That’s Republican sex

My wife just had a baby.
So what? Don’t matter much.
I’ll grab you where you like it,
It’s your thing I long to touch
I’ve watched you in your movies
And all those magazines
A lumberjack, a lawyer,
And a company of Marines

That’s Republican sex,
You got Republican sex
Just like the Inquisition
Assume the right position
For Republican sex

Cialis and Viagra
Unlimited supply
I’m younger than you’re thinking
And I ain’t about to die
How ‘bout we watch some Shark Week
I’m bad, I need a spank
I promise that I’ll pay you
With a loan from Deutsche bank

It’s Republican sex
I want Republican sex,
You’re my exotic dancer
Hypocrisy’s the answer
For Republican sex

Yes, we’re the way God made us
No LGBTQ
We claim religious freedom
Just for us and not for you!
You say there’s laws against it
Well, we won’t go to jail
Old white men got the money
Yes, and everything’s for sale

Give us Republican sex
We want Republican sex
It’s firmly autocratic
Plutocratic and dogmatic
It’s Republican sex

Let’s make it automatic
Systematic, theocratic
It’s Republican sex

Don’t be so bureaucratic
Diplomatic, Democratic
It’s Republican sex

Copyright © 2020 by Michael Kim Roos and Sam Turner